DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Hi there,
Welcome to our discription.

Here are our aims:

* Fleet mining ops with strip miners capable of tearing holes in enemy ships at least 5 miles in diameter in most cases rendering them obselite

* Saving the most amount of canistered people ever. This has proven difficult as most pirates wont tell us were they have hidden them and space is quite big.

* To take corp members hobbies more serious in future such as shuttle spotting and stargazing. recent bullying has led to a few tragic losses...

* To lower the suicide rate of our members tenfold, this has become a recent problem as we cant replace them quick enough anymore.

* To find the legendary gold star which, acording to myth contains large amounts of morphite. unfortunately stars are quite hot. our members will need to mine alot of ice to cool that thing down.

* To carry out more missions than humanly possible, fortunately this is becoming easier and easier as I\'m sure I\'ve done this one before...

* To help concord enforce the seatbelt rule. Always remember, after warping the vehicle will stop but you wont, so buckle up!

* To make Fleet mining operations more exiting by hosting trampoline parties "ON" the Orca

Anyone who would like to help us achieve these aims will be forced to join us, and we will welcome you with open arms.
After all, whats there to lose... other than ships, clones/implants, equipment, skills, pride, dignity, money, patience, sleep, humanity, life, and that cuddly furry thing you dont know what it is, but you dont wanna get rid of as it makes funny sounds eg. "brrrghdler"

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